Akshay ko ab apnepan ka ehsaas hua aur wo bola "Lucky mai tujhe apna dost manta hu aur yahi soch ker share ker raha hu, peechle 6 months se jab se meri shadi hui hai tab se thoda tension mai rehta hu, kyuki mai aur reena pati patni to hai par abhi tak wo sab nahi hua". ye sunnte hi mere se is point par ek chutiyapa ho gaya, main jhat se bol pada "kya abhi tak choda nahi reena ko?" bolte hi laga bhenchod ye kya keh diya maine.. par ab to teer nikal chuka tha, maine dil hi dil mai socha chor de lucky beta chudai ke sapne, bhenchod laga apne hi laude par hathoda maar diya.. baat taalne ke liye maine kaha "sorry dost, tu to mera nature janta hi hai, matlab kuch bhi nahi?" I was surprised ki akshay ne jayada react nahi kiya aur meri taraf dekh ke bola "nahi yaar nahi choda" ye sunte hi mere jism mai kushi ki lehar daud gayi, lauda jockey mai ek lambi phookar bhari.. jaise saand ko kisi ne laal kapda dikha diya ho.. aur bhookhe ke samne chikhen biriyaani paros di ho.. meri khusi ka reason sirf ye tha ki akshay ka meri baat ka bura nahi laga aur wo bhi meri line par aa raha hai... Akshay senti hota ja raha tha.. maine usko apni baho se thoda aur kareeb laya aur Akshay ne apna sir mere kandhe par rakh liya.. maine ek cigarette jalai aur ek lamba kash leker apne haathon se akshay ke hoothon par cigarette lagai.. Akshay ki garam garam saanse mujhe apni gardan par mehsus ho rahi thi.. akshay cigarette pi raha tha aur achanak usne apna hath peeche se meri kamar par rakh diya.. mera lauda ab kaaboo se bahar hota ja raha tha.. mujhe aisa laga ki akshay mere jockey ke andar phase laude ko nihaar raha tha.. mai akshay ke sir ko sehlane laga.. aur saamne rakhi beer ki bottle ko gatak gaya.. akshay ne bhi beer ke teen chaar lambe sip lagaye aur ek cigarette jalaker meri goad mai sir rakh ker let gaya.. ufffff yaar ye to limit thi bhenchod.. maine ye nahi socha tha.. akshay ka gaal seedha mere jockey ke andar kaid laude se touch ho gaya.. maine apne aap ko bahut rokne ki koshish ki, par ye to sabhi londey jante honge ki aisi situation mai mard ke laude ko rok pana impossible hai, tabhi laude ne achanak se phookaar maar di.. aur mere muh se nikal gaya 'bhenchod" akshay achanak se baith gaya aur mujhe dekh ker bola "kya hua lucky?" maine kaha "kuch nahi yaar tu khul ker bata apni baat, shayad mere pas kuch solution ho" wo thoda muskura diya beer ki bottle khatam ki aur phir meri goad mai let gaya aur bola "lucky tere jaisa dost jiske pas ho to usko kahe ki tension" aur ye kehte hue usne meri jangho par chum liya... uske chumaan se mai samajh gaya ki ab londa line par aa raha hai... maine usse poocha "maal peeyega?" wo bola "maal bole to?" maine haste hue kaha "laude ka maal" wo bola "kya yaar har waqt mazak" phir maine kaha "yaar scotch" wo ready ho gaya aur mai sofe se utha, mera lauda kadak tha thoda adjust kiya aur scotch ki bottle aur fridge se ice utha laya.. akshay ne cigarette jalai table par padi bhujiya ka packet khola aur maine janbhoojh ker do large peg banaye.. time 11:05 ho chuke the.. mai dil hi dil mai soch raha tha ki jaaneman tune to reena ko choda nahi par aaj teri jawani ko jee bhar ke thokunga.. to be continued..
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