Pyaar Ka Nasha 24

uske jism ka ek ke katra maine apni jeeb se chaat daala.. mera lund uffaan kha raha tha... tabhi darwaze par bell baji, mai ekdum ghabra gaya, kahi reena to nahi, maine akshay ke muh se underwear nikala aur uske jism par chaddar daal di aur kaha "madarchod bahar koi hai, mai dekhta hu" Akshay ghabra ker utha aur apne kapde utha ker bola "jaanu reena to nahi hai?" ye kehker wo bathroom mai ghus gaya.. mai paseene se tarbatar tha aur laude ka bhi bura haal tha, ekdum kadak.. maine towel se paseena pocha aur towel kamar par lapeta aur apni t shirt dali.. tabhi ek baar aur bell baji.. mai darwaja kholne aaya.. darwaja khola to bahar koi nahi tha.. lift ka darwaza band ho raha tha.. maine bola "kon hai be?" achanak lift ka darwaza khula aur waha ek 27-28 saal ka londa sequrity uniform mai bahar nikla.. maine pehle kabhi usko gate par dekha nahi tha.. wo lift se bahar aaya bola "sir, sir.... sir wo... " mera dimaag satak gaya.. mai bola "hai kon be tu madarchod... bhosadi wale itni raat ko kya amma chudwane aaya hai..??" wo phir bola "wo sir key chahiye thi.. " itne mai peeche se shamshad chacha aaye, shamshad chacha society ke sequrity gaurd hai, wo bole " lucky beta maafi chahata hu.. tumhari car 610 wale ki car ke aage lagi hai, unko airport jana hai abhi to thoda urgent tha... apni car ki chabi de do jara.. 5 min mai wapas deta hu" mai thoda cool hua aur andar se keys laaker shamshad chacha ko de di.. chacha bole "aur haan beta, ye Shiraz hai, kal hi gaon se aaya hai, aur yaha temporary naukari mili hai.." maine sir hilaya aur kaha "thik hai chacha" wo dono chale gaye, mai andar aaya, mere sir mai halka dard sa hone laga mai sofe par baith gaya.. tabhi room se akshay bahar aaya aur bola "jaan mai ab chalta hu..  kal office bhi jana hai.. " maine baithe hue hi kaha "chal jaan kal milte hai.. " wo nikal gaya.. maine table se cigarette ka packet uthaya wo khali tha.. maine kaha "madarchod fuccckkk yaha to meri hi maiyya chud gayi.. " actually cigarette meri kamjori hai.. upar se sir mai dard.. mai kitchen mai gaya aur fridge se beer nikali aur peene laga.. mai sofe par baitha hi tha ki bell baji.. maine kaha "darwaza khula hai chacha, keys andar rakh do.." darwaza khula, shiraz andar aaya aur bola "sir.. sir.." mere sir mai dard tha, cigarette nahi thi, gussa bhi aa raha tha.. mai bola "ohhh madarchod.. no again.. , chal chabi rakh aur nikal yaha se.. " usne chabi table par rakhi aur nikalne laga.. achanak ruk ker bola "sorry sir.. aapko itni raat ko pareshaan kiya.. " maine uski taraf dekha, wo haaf raha tha aur paseene se uski shirt bheegi hui thi.. maine kaha "koi ni chal, galti meri hi thi... ye sir dard aur bhenchod upar se cigarette khatam.." wo wapas muda aur usne apni jeb se cigartte ka pack nikaal ker meri table par rakh diya.. wo bola "sir, aap rakhiye.." maine Shiraz ki taraf dekha aur kaha "bhenchod tere saare gunhah maaf, ab na chodege hum teri amma" ye kehte hi maine cigarette jalai aur ek lamba kash liya.. Shiraaz muskuraya aur jane laga.. maine kaha "saale muskuraya kyu..?" wo bola "kuch nahi sir aapne maaf ker diya to acha laga.." maine kaha "ok" wo bola "sir ek cigarette le lu pack mai se, chacha ne chutti ker di aaj duty se, room par ja raha hu aur cigarette bas yehi hai.. " maine kaha "teri hi hai le le bhenchod.. " wo jukh ker pack se cigarette nikalne laga.. ab jaker meri nazar shiraz ke jism par padi.. uske paseene ki mehak itni strong thi ki poora room mehak raha tha.. uski shirt ke upar ke teen buttons khule the aur chati par khoob baal the jo paseene mai latpat the.. gaon ka tha to chatti ekdum phooli hui tight thi aur jism gadraya hua tha.. rang saawla tha, height bilkul mere jitni aur tight uniform ki pant mai jaanghe, gaand aur lund ke ubhaar saaf chamak rahe the.. in short ekdum pure desi londiya thokne wala raandibaaz lag raha tha.. maa kasam aise mardo ki gaand maarne mai jo maza hai wo 15 saal ki chut mai bhi nahi... mera imaan dol chuka tha.. par straight mardo ke case mai kabhi bhi jald bazi nahi kerni chahiye.. aur yaha to saala tha bhi ek mamuli sequirity gaurd.. jaldbazi apni hi maa chod degi.. shuruaat dosti se..  wo cigarette leker jane laga.. maine kaha "bhosadi ke idhar aa, baith, garmi hai beer pee ker chala ja.. " wo bola "nahi sir.. mai kaha.. " maine kaha "chup chaap baith"  maine ek glass mai beer bharker usko pakdai aur apni cigarette usko kash maarni ko di.. usne ek behad lamba kash liya aur beer ka poora glass ek hi sipp mai chdha gaya.. maine kaha "bhenchod ye kya tha??" bola "sir bahut pyaas lagi thi. " mai utha aur fridge se 2 beer ki bottle nikal laya aur kaha "aaram se bhujha apni pyaas, aur sir mat bol mujhe Shahid Bilal Khan naam hai mera, log pyaar se lucky kehte hai.. " wo bola "par sir.." maine kaha "sir gaya bhen ki fuddi mai" wo muskuraya aur bola "thik lucky bhai jaan, is shehar mai aaj dusra hi din hai aur aap jaise insaan se milna mere liye kush-naseebi ki baat hai..." maine dil mai kaha bhenchod tujhe to apne bistar par sajana hai mujhe... maine beer ki bottle kholi, cigarette jalai aur sofe par baith gaya.. maine kaha "aur bata shiraz apne baare mai, ghar mai kon hai, kaha rehta hai.. " wo bola "kya batau bhai jaan, salimpura gaon se  hu, ghar par ammi hai, ek choti bhen, meri begum aur khuda ke karam se 2 bete aur ek ladki hai.." maine kaha "bhenchod uamar kya hai teri??" bola "bhai jaan 29, bees ka tha tabhi nikhah ho gaya tha, kal yaha aaya hu naukari dekhne.. yaha society wale manager bole, tujhe kaam par rakhege to chacha ko nikaal denge, maine mana ker diya. abhi chacha ke sath ruka hu, ek hafta aur dekhunga koi naukari nahi mili to gaon wapas" maine kaha "hmmm, bhenchod abb tu kisi baat ki tension na le, khuda ne sahi bande ke pass bheja hai tujhe, teri naukari ka jugaad bhi ho jayega aur rehne ka bhi.. tab tak tu apna saman yaha le aa.. bada flat hai akela hi rehta hu.." Shiraz gumsum sa ho gaya, uski aankhon mai nami si thi, bhari aawaz mai bola "bhaijaan aap kaha mai kaha..." uski aankhe dekh pehli baar mere dil mai ek ajeeb sa dard hua, mai uske kareeb jaker baith aur kandhe par hath rakha aur bola "Shiraz, banda mai chahe jaisa bhi hu par insaan ko pehchanne mai kabhi galti nahi kerta. bhai jaan bola hai to ab tu befikar ho ja..aaj se tu mere sath rahega.." uski aankhe nam thi, maine usko apne gale se laga liya aur kaha "dont worry". gale se lagate hi uske jism se nikalte paseene ki khusboo mujhe madhosh ker rahi thi.. uski phooli chati aur gadrayi bajuo ki muscles ko feel ker raha tha mai.. wo baar baar "shukriya bhai jaan " bol raha tha achanak mere lauda phookaar maarne ko taiyaar hone laga maine ekdum shiraz ko gale hataya, kyuki mai towell mai tha aur mai jaldbaazi bilkul nahi chahata tha.. maine beer ka sip liya aur ek sutta jalaya aur wo bola "bhai jaan, ye bataye toilet kaha hai jor ki moot lagi hai.." maine toilet ki taraf isara kiya.. wo uthker toilet gaya.. mera mood daru ka ker gaya tha mainee sutte ke kash lagaye aur RS ki bottle, fridge se thanda paani aur bhujia utha laya.. mai sofe par baith ker 2 peg neat banane laga.. Shiraz moot ker wapas aaker mere pass hi baith gaya.. daru dekh bola 'ye hui na kuch baat bhai jaan, taras gaya tha daru ke liye.." shiraz ne cgiratte jalai aur hum dono ne cheers kiya aur neat ka ek bottom sup maara.. shiraaz ne stte ka ek lamba kash liya aur mujhe cigarette di, maine bhi ek lamba kash lagaya.. hum dono chup se aur ek hi cigarette baari baari le rahe the.. sirf 4 hi kash mai poori cigarette khatam ho gayi.. maine dusra peg banaya, shiraz ne cigarette jalai.. beer aur daaru ka nasha sir chad raha tha.. shiraaz ki aankhe ekdum laal ho chuki thi.. phir mahool light banane ke liye  maine poocha "sirf begum ke sohar ho ya kisi aur ki bhi sawari ki hai?" wo bola "bhai jaan aap bhi na" maine kaha "bhenchod bhai jaan hu tera, sharmati londiya hai, yahi rehna hai tujhe, takalluf na le.." daru ka surur to ekdum chad chuka tha, usne apne joote utaare aur meri tarha saamne ki table par paav rakh liye.. apni shirt ke saare button khol diye aur bola "sach batau bhai, begum se kaha dil bharta hai, jab kabhi mauka milta hai yaha city aaker ker lete hai dusri gadiyon par sawari.. gaon mai dikkat hai, aarmaan dabe ke dabe reh jate hai underwear mai.. tab begum ki pakad ke le lete hai.. 5 baar bacha gira chuki hai.. isiliye shehar aaya hu kuch dabe hue aarman hai jo poore kerne hai.." maine kaha "madaddddaaaaar chod ekdum sahi jagha aaya hai tu, apne bhi aarmaan kuch aise hi hai.. laude ka dil kaha bharta hai.. bhenkelode khoob jamega rang tere mere beech".. shiraz bola "lucky bhai ek baat poochu" maine kaha "bol", wo bola "jab mai keys lene aaya tha aur aapne darwaza khola to aapki shakal se saaf lag raha tha ki banda jamker chod raha tha aur beech mai se uth ker aaya hai, par tum to yaha akele ho" maine kaha "hahaha sab samajh aa jayega bhenchod dheere dheere.. " wo bola "ek baat aur kahu?" maine kaha "boll bhosadi" wo bola "shakal se tu ekdum londiya chod raandibaaz lagta hai, ekdum meri tarha.. " maine kaha "tu.. kya baat hai madarchod ab aaya na flow mai.. "  wo bola"bhenchod pehli dafa apne jaisa koi mila hai , kahi ye sapna to nahi.." maine uski chhuchi par chuti kaati aur bola "maa ke laude sab real hai" to be continued.....